Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2566 | 2018-09-27 10:22:26 | 43.63 | 95% |
| 2042 | 2017-03-24 19:29:08 | 52.46 | 94% |