Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8330 | 2019-11-05 05:31:58 | 100.05 | 97% |
| 817 | 2017-11-13 02:27:06 | 88.49 | 98% |