Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8799 | 2022-12-05 14:19:57 | 90.37 | 98% |
| 6525 | 2022-08-04 05:33:18 | 84.81 | 98% |
| 4936 | 2022-07-08 14:49:01 | 62.94 | 97% |
| 4695 | 2022-06-29 12:14:41 | 77.57 | 95% |