And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3015 | 2023-08-31 15:43:06 | 143.53 | 99% |
| 2130 | 2011-07-29 12:52:50 | 152.50 | 97% |
| 1834 | 2011-07-27 05:13:13 | 172.73 | 99% |
| 1518 | 2011-07-24 12:23:39 | 150.62 | 96% |
| 1320 | 2011-07-24 02:03:02 | 160.56 | 97% |
| 1268 | 2011-07-23 23:19:05 | 160.89 | 98% |
| 1037 | 2011-07-22 09:58:22 | 145.23 | 97% |
| 457 | 2011-07-20 22:56:43 | 169.89 | 98% |
| 282 | 2011-07-20 07:26:36 | 134.37 | 95% |