Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16965 | 2017-08-03 00:08:08 | 162.44 | 99% |
| 16514 | 2017-07-25 00:14:55 | 176.06 | 99% |
| 16034 | 2017-07-10 01:09:36 | 166.20 | 99% |
| 14618 | 2017-05-03 04:10:28 | 165.60 | 96% |
| 14541 | 2017-04-29 02:22:00 | 165.63 | 96% |
| 14392 | 2017-04-26 00:41:37 | 139.13 | 92% |
| 13656 | 2017-03-31 23:44:26 | 172.90 | 98% |
| 11675 | 2016-07-10 03:33:01 | 169.89 | 97% |
| 10041 | 2013-07-10 16:54:35 | 176.30 | 94% |
| 9991 | 2012-09-30 18:59:09 | 193.04 | 99% |
| 9950 | 2012-09-29 20:42:44 | 183.63 | 92% |
| 9479 | 2012-09-20 22:38:47 | 159.55 | 94% |
| 9193 | 2012-09-14 17:57:34 | 183.82 | 96% |
| 7815 | 2012-08-18 19:59:57 | 153.13 | 94% |
| 7690 | 2012-08-16 16:58:35 | 158.50 | 92% |
| 7614 | 2012-08-16 02:25:16 | 161.69 | 94% |
| 6909 | 2012-08-04 01:47:08 | 200.16 | 99% |
| 6159 | 2012-07-19 18:09:33 | 154.60 | 92% |
| 5866 | 2011-12-04 18:44:04 | 181.19 | 98% |
| 5785 | 2011-11-28 00:40:14 | 186.80 | 97% |
| 4957 | 2010-12-27 06:06:25 | 173.26 | |
| 4947 | 2010-12-27 05:58:27 | 172.17 | |
| 4812 | 2010-12-27 04:04:46 | 186.13 | |
| 4011 | 2010-10-03 03:20:21 | 169.05 | |
| 3424 | 2010-08-28 03:57:12 | 188.90 | |
| 2959 | 2010-08-26 22:38:28 | 172.98 | |
| 2562 | 2010-07-12 03:00:45 | 165.33 | |
| 1829 | 2010-06-22 18:22:43 | 173.01 | |
| 1684 | 2010-06-17 16:26:15 | 173.92 | |
| 1605 | 2010-06-12 16:04:51 | 163.32 | |
| 1488 | 2010-06-05 19:55:19 | 160.99 | |
| 1411 | 2010-06-02 17:30:36 | 172.48 | |
| 1194 | 2010-05-05 00:03:52 | 133.36 | |
| 587 | 2010-02-15 17:24:02 | 153.28 |