Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19826 | 2018-04-18 03:34:53 | 207.77 | 100% |
| 18740 | 2018-03-23 00:43:42 | 186.67 | 99% |
| 16521 | 2017-07-25 00:24:30 | 172.63 | 99% |
| 16292 | 2017-07-17 01:26:14 | 170.86 | 98% |
| 15962 | 2017-07-06 00:03:26 | 194.39 | 100% |
| 15430 | 2017-06-13 04:39:56 | 183.73 | 100% |
| 14828 | 2017-05-11 01:51:42 | 170.86 | 97% |
| 14771 | 2017-05-09 01:09:38 | 171.47 | 95% |