The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21393 | 2021-10-03 00:11:49 | 193.68 | 100% |
| 18780 | 2018-03-23 19:25:53 | 170.04 | 99% |
| 17555 | 2017-08-26 20:48:25 | 168.19 | 99% |
| 15886 | 2017-07-01 21:05:17 | 161.93 | 98% |
| 15766 | 2017-06-27 21:21:31 | 186.70 | 99% |
| 13964 | 2017-04-07 01:08:26 | 180.92 | 96% |
| 12861 | 2017-01-24 03:41:50 | 166.08 | 97% |
| 12283 | 2016-07-26 01:32:27 | 185.09 | 95% |
| 11827 | 2016-07-13 02:46:26 | 172.09 | 97% |
| 11690 | 2016-07-10 03:55:23 | 185.20 | 99% |
| 10704 | 2015-07-14 06:15:15 | 168.21 | 97% |
| 10485 | 2014-01-04 05:08:57 | 173.07 | 93% |
| 10297 | 2013-12-21 05:25:32 | 181.21 | 96% |
| 10026 | 2013-07-10 16:42:52 | 157.41 | 91% |
| 9591 | 2012-09-22 20:21:37 | 145.96 | 91% |
| 9197 | 2012-09-14 18:00:46 | 183.51 | 97% |
| 8713 | 2012-09-05 21:23:05 | 164.67 | 91% |
| 8398 | 2012-08-29 16:52:21 | 168.95 | 95% |
| 8296 | 2012-08-27 19:10:20 | 197.53 | 99% |
| 7850 | 2012-08-18 21:14:21 | 187.11 | 98% |
| 7348 | 2012-08-11 21:52:47 | 159.73 | 92% |
| 7174 | 2012-08-08 23:34:07 | 196.72 | 98% |
| 6547 | 2012-07-26 23:44:03 | 181.97 | 98% |
| 5601 | 2011-11-12 17:45:23 | 163.31 | 95% |
| 5426 | 2011-08-30 03:38:22 | 175.85 | 93% |
| 5043 | 2011-03-27 06:40:39 | 167.04 | |
| 4968 | 2010-12-27 06:14:55 | 187.88 | |
| 4792 | 2010-12-27 03:48:53 | 184.22 | |
| 4609 | 2010-12-25 19:27:30 | 175.21 | |
| 4591 | 2010-12-25 19:15:04 | 183.76 | |
| 4191 | 2010-10-29 23:31:43 | 181.32 | |
| 4167 | 2010-10-25 06:06:12 | 193.39 | |
| 3823 | 2010-09-11 17:32:33 | 172.92 | |
| 3075 | 2010-08-27 02:06:56 | 187.87 | |
| 2716 | 2010-07-30 03:05:00 | 159.04 | |
| 2680 | 2010-07-25 15:46:48 | 176.69 | |
| 1381 | 2010-05-31 19:52:59 | 177.13 | |
| 1036 | 2010-03-19 19:27:57 | 145.28 | |
| 966 | 2010-03-13 22:48:56 | 144.46 | |
| 864 | 2010-03-09 02:46:30 | 177.08 | |
| 692 | 2010-02-18 16:44:48 | 183.97 | |
| 336 | 2010-01-08 21:41:02 | 176.66 | |
| 320 | 2010-01-08 02:30:26 | 157.21 |