And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21353 | 2021-09-29 01:22:22 | 203.67 | 100% |
| 17218 | 2017-08-13 16:54:28 | 190.35 | 99% |
| 16274 | 2017-07-17 01:13:17 | 175.78 | 98% |
| 15786 | 2017-06-27 21:35:55 | 184.70 | 99% |
| 12341 | 2016-07-27 01:07:30 | 192.66 | 94% |
| 11655 | 2016-07-10 01:57:12 | 181.21 | 96% |
| 11087 | 2016-05-21 01:02:24 | 175.78 | 95% |
| 10827 | 2016-05-04 01:34:11 | 185.75 | 96% |
| 10679 | 2015-03-27 04:25:23 | 195.22 | 99% |
| 10488 | 2014-01-04 05:11:05 | 174.97 | 92% |
| 9977 | 2012-09-30 18:47:26 | 167.81 | 92% |
| 9873 | 2012-09-29 04:02:08 | 180.06 | 95% |
| 9744 | 2012-09-26 03:35:07 | 191.26 | 96% |
| 9541 | 2012-09-21 18:22:21 | 190.83 | 96% |
| 8393 | 2012-08-29 16:49:11 | 206.74 | 100% |
| 8376 | 2012-08-29 16:39:29 | 180.39 | 94% |
| 8046 | 2012-08-22 16:31:38 | 200.26 | 98% |
| 7672 | 2012-08-16 16:48:18 | 167.24 | 96% |
| 6323 | 2012-07-22 18:32:04 | 192.60 | 92% |
| 4874 | 2010-12-27 05:08:46 | 170.97 | |
| 4806 | 2010-12-27 03:59:52 | 198.36 | |
| 4344 | 2010-12-21 17:04:24 | 195.07 | |
| 4076 | 2010-10-16 15:49:54 | 170.47 | |
| 3981 | 2010-10-03 02:52:04 | 166.65 | |
| 3878 | 2010-10-03 01:38:53 | 179.82 | |
| 3741 | 2010-09-04 01:58:55 | 197.07 | |
| 2985 | 2010-08-26 23:22:52 | 184.54 | |
| 2100 | 2010-06-29 21:00:06 | 155.19 | |
| 1140 | 2010-05-04 18:08:07 | 174.00 | |
| 1119 | 2010-05-04 17:31:53 | 173.73 | |
| 286 | 2010-01-07 22:08:51 | 177.06 | |
| 159 | 2010-01-03 03:25:03 | 172.21 | |
| 130 | 2009-12-27 17:09:57 | 181.14 | |
| 45 | 2009-12-19 23:42:46 | 155.44 |