And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6182 | 2021-04-30 18:12:07 | 110.31 | 97% |
| 3472 | 2017-08-02 15:17:32 | 105.82 | 97% |
| 3168 | 2016-09-16 12:46:21 | 93.51 | 94% |
| 2691 | 2016-08-25 18:20:41 | 107.75 | 90% |
| 2682 | 2016-08-25 18:13:10 | 93.28 | 84% |
| 2227 | 2016-04-06 12:47:22 | 99.43 | 94% |
| 2069 | 2016-01-19 10:05:32 | 113.89 | 97% |
| 1549 | 2015-11-16 06:26:03 | 58.98 | 81% |
| 810 | 2015-09-03 13:23:00 | 84.21 | 84% |
| 355 | 2015-08-08 11:14:59 | 76.51 | 89% |
| 312 | 2015-08-02 05:51:46 | 87.27 | 88% |
| 127 | 2015-07-23 12:27:52 | 94.23 | 89% |
| 6 | 2015-07-21 13:26:23 | 89.27 | 90% |