And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2373 | 2013-01-10 08:52:06 | 59.03 | 94% |
| 2208 | 2011-06-02 15:42:15 | 73.76 | 96% |
| 2104 | 2011-03-02 17:13:42 | 66.17 | |
| 1283 | 2011-01-16 17:25:02 | 51.66 | |
| 533 | 2010-12-21 18:18:00 | 53.88 | |
| 465 | 2010-12-20 17:23:48 | 50.68 | |
| 455 | 2010-12-20 15:20:40 | 47.87 | |
| 401 | 2010-12-20 09:44:32 | 57.26 |