Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13999 | 2016-01-31 10:58:08 | 81.82 | 97% |
| 12676 | 2015-03-02 04:49:25 | 72.49 | 94% |
| 12135 | 2015-02-04 10:40:39 | 73.92 | 96% |
| 11875 | 2015-01-29 10:53:46 | 79.78 | 97% |
| 11866 | 2015-01-29 09:55:45 | 89.29 | 100% |
| 11229 | 2014-12-04 01:22:35 | 83.19 | 100% |
| 10262 | 2014-09-15 07:04:58 | 78.50 | 98% |
| 10234 | 2014-08-28 09:33:26 | 69.36 | 98% |
| 10097 | 2014-05-26 20:23:17 | 80.87 | 99% |
| 9470 | 2014-04-20 01:34:46 | 71.40 | 96% |
| 9108 | 2013-08-12 07:47:50 | 76.65 | 98% |
| 8295 | 2012-04-16 03:06:59 | 79.18 | 99% |
| 8202 | 2012-03-12 09:05:15 | 69.74 | 97% |
| 7912 | 2011-10-15 07:59:28 | 58.61 | 96% |
| 7761 | 2011-08-30 22:14:11 | 72.05 | 97% |
| 6831 | 2011-07-22 02:38:57 | 70.19 | 96% |
| 5290 | 2011-06-09 02:39:46 | 69.93 | 98% |
| 5258 | 2011-06-08 22:50:00 | 62.35 | 96% |
| 5153 | 2011-06-07 03:10:47 | 65.74 | 96% |
| 4740 | 2011-05-29 05:19:16 | 63.17 | 97% |
| 4628 | 2011-05-25 20:21:46 | 56.96 | 91% |
| 4526 | 2011-05-24 05:24:36 | 56.53 | 95% |
| 4306 | 2011-05-20 04:41:08 | 53.79 | 93% |
| 4205 | 2011-05-17 04:32:20 | 54.54 | 94% |
| 2973 | 2011-04-29 01:39:39 | 50.39 | |
| 2406 | 2011-04-19 05:10:37 | 50.96 | |
| 1413 | 2011-04-09 04:41:05 | 38.99 | |
| 1022 | 2011-04-06 00:53:01 | 45.34 | 96% |
| 485 | 2011-03-31 16:09:10 | 35.25 | |
| 322 | 2011-03-29 16:50:53 | 32.75 | |
| 220 | 2011-03-28 05:01:25 | 32.16 |