Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19606 | 2021-12-23 21:32:54 | 83.95 | 97% |
| 17090 | 2018-02-27 05:50:11 | 86.61 | 98% |
| 15218 | 2017-08-18 08:45:25 | 73.37 | 98% |