And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14702 | 2016-09-04 03:33:20 | 80.99 | 97% |
| 14558 | 2016-07-03 12:03:24 | 82.86 | 97% |
| 14175 | 2016-03-13 08:27:02 | 85.73 | 97% |
| 12193 | 2015-02-05 10:18:31 | 84.51 | 97% |
| 12067 | 2015-02-04 03:55:37 | 82.11 | 96% |
| 11982 | 2015-02-01 08:07:53 | 84.82 | 97% |
| 11089 | 2014-11-29 04:31:52 | 88.84 | 98% |
| 10170 | 2014-07-28 11:19:08 | 79.91 | 98% |
| 8098 | 2011-11-27 21:01:19 | 76.28 | 98% |
| 8028 | 2011-11-09 08:22:35 | 67.82 | 97% |
| 7549 | 2011-08-23 01:09:23 | 76.00 | 96% |
| 6848 | 2011-07-22 02:57:57 | 75.57 | 97% |
| 6745 | 2011-07-19 23:29:28 | 71.98 | 95% |
| 6657 | 2011-07-17 19:16:59 | 68.82 | 96% |
| 6602 | 2011-07-17 04:10:37 | 77.32 | 98% |
| 6260 | 2011-07-08 16:43:53 | 65.05 | 95% |
| 6116 | 2011-06-29 19:33:10 | 70.86 | 95% |
| 5524 | 2011-06-15 01:04:55 | 68.34 | 96% |
| 5139 | 2011-06-07 01:08:58 | 63.74 | 96% |
| 4588 | 2011-05-25 05:39:00 | 65.44 | 95% |
| 4504 | 2011-05-24 04:09:55 | 60.57 | 94% |
| 3290 | 2011-05-04 00:17:11 | 61.87 | 97% |
| 3123 | 2011-04-30 19:47:40 | 56.30 | |
| 2603 | 2011-04-22 21:12:58 | 53.57 | |
| 1498 | 2011-04-11 20:13:48 | 53.68 | |
| 1332 | 2011-04-08 23:19:19 | 45.24 | |
| 1216 | 2011-04-07 16:51:31 | 42.70 |