And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1931 | 2010-10-17 10:25:14 | 97.19 | |
| 1547 | 2010-01-30 06:20:54 | 88.37 | |
| 990 | 2009-10-26 05:51:42 | 77.73 | |
| 799 | 2009-09-25 00:38:32 | 91.63 | |
| 479 | 2009-05-29 15:49:20 | 52.65 | |
| 191 | 2009-04-14 04:19:14 | 67.49 | |
| 93 | 2009-03-26 02:57:23 | 51.18 | |
| 68 | 2009-03-25 00:34:59 | 48.93 | |
| 33 | 2009-03-17 08:31:53 | 46.33 |