Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2944 | 2017-06-28 23:03:25 | 60.46 | 98% |
| 760 | 2017-05-17 17:12:22 | 37.30 | 90% |