Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17990 | 2019-07-22 20:03:24 | 114.67 | 99% |
| 15352 | 2019-02-14 23:37:42 | 100.10 | 98% |
| 11811 | 2017-12-12 19:21:32 | 101.75 | 98% |