Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 61566 | 2020-03-28 14:46:24 | 59.36 | 96% |
| 61100 | 2020-02-26 15:09:47 | 76.24 | 98% |
| 60698 | 2020-02-10 14:19:55 | 74.50 | 99% |
| 60354 | 2020-01-01 07:42:35 | 59.07 | 96% |
| 59567 | 2019-12-16 14:50:33 | 68.64 | 98% |
| 45766 | 2018-05-20 15:38:27 | 63.48 | 97% |
| 40215 | 2017-11-08 15:48:38 | 62.50 | 97% |
| 38890 | 2017-10-12 15:42:46 | 68.82 | 98% |
| 36366 | 2017-08-19 10:19:43 | 61.80 | 96% |
| 34581 | 2017-07-14 12:04:46 | 56.12 | 95% |
| 32932 | 2017-06-12 12:23:59 | 58.36 | 96% |
| 27131 | 2017-03-22 14:57:13 | 60.98 | 95% |
| 24227 | 2017-02-18 12:52:58 | 53.54 | 93% |
| 22343 | 2017-01-31 17:07:00 | 57.30 | 95% |
| 21481 | 2017-01-19 16:37:11 | 63.59 | 98% |