I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 62786 | 2020-05-29 13:44:53 | 68.81 | 97% |
| 58644 | 2019-11-07 12:44:35 | 71.37 | 98% |
| 47586 | 2018-07-18 15:46:48 | 74.11 | 98% |
| 45236 | 2018-05-10 13:09:30 | 70.68 | 98% |
| 44344 | 2018-04-15 13:09:35 | 66.63 | 98% |
| 44237 | 2018-04-07 14:12:54 | 57.35 | 96% |
| 43660 | 2018-03-31 05:19:01 | 66.90 | 98% |
| 41829 | 2018-01-26 13:08:46 | 64.70 | 97% |
| 38922 | 2017-10-13 12:14:44 | 70.50 | 98% |
| 36723 | 2017-08-25 16:32:38 | 67.10 | 98% |
| 36311 | 2017-08-18 15:30:38 | 68.61 | 97% |
| 35889 | 2017-08-10 13:29:17 | 65.93 | 98% |
| 30993 | 2017-05-12 13:17:07 | 65.28 | 95% |
| 29763 | 2017-04-25 13:27:08 | 58.06 | 95% |
| 25024 | 2017-02-28 07:09:09 | 60.82 | 92% |
| 24381 | 2017-02-19 15:49:33 | 60.22 | 93% |
| 23696 | 2017-02-12 00:30:09 | 60.51 | 95% |
| 22720 | 2017-02-04 14:19:52 | 60.52 | 93% |
| 19496 | 2016-12-25 16:30:23 | 62.62 | 94% |
| 18876 | 2016-12-17 03:28:44 | 54.52 | 89% |
| 18514 | 2016-12-11 02:29:17 | 60.45 | 93% |
| 18286 | 2016-12-08 11:25:31 | 59.52 | 94% |
| 17842 | 2016-12-02 17:34:17 | 53.94 | 91% |
| 14921 | 2016-10-02 12:27:19 | 66.24 | 97% |
| 14204 | 2016-09-19 12:05:20 | 63.06 | 95% |
| 13472 | 2016-09-06 13:20:43 | 59.27 | 96% |
| 12075 | 2016-08-03 16:12:44 | 58.97 | 95% |
| 11832 | 2016-07-28 15:36:53 | 55.87 | 95% |
| 11651 | 2016-07-23 12:45:42 | 57.31 | 94% |
| 11390 | 2016-07-16 16:34:44 | 59.14 | 94% |
| 11074 | 2016-07-11 12:57:29 | 61.76 | 96% |
| 9208 | 2016-05-26 16:21:07 | 53.62 | 90% |
| 9075 | 2016-05-21 01:25:21 | 53.38 | 93% |
| 8683 | 2016-05-02 14:50:07 | 52.57 | 92% |
| 7559 | 2016-02-29 14:37:33 | 53.11 | 93% |
| 7141 | 2016-02-12 03:57:24 | 57.27 | 96% |
| 6542 | 2016-01-29 14:28:13 | 50.42 | 92% |
| 5650 | 2016-01-08 16:51:13 | 61.22 | 97% |
| 5301 | 2015-12-19 12:36:46 | 57.36 | 96% |
| 4955 | 2015-10-03 08:05:08 | 54.31 | 94% |
| 4427 | 2015-09-06 11:55:02 | 59.68 | 98% |
| 3323 | 2015-08-24 07:21:45 | 51.38 | 93% |
| 2506 | 2015-08-14 00:18:20 | 49.48 | 95% |
| 2081 | 2015-08-05 06:01:21 | 50.55 | 94% |
| 1869 | 2015-04-25 11:20:10 | 47.98 | 92% |
| 1499 | 2015-04-12 11:24:20 | 49.37 | 95% |