And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 55557 | 2019-04-29 15:27:20 | 73.48 | 98% |
| 50159 | 2018-10-31 13:53:53 | 77.76 | 99% |
| 43615 | 2018-03-30 14:36:36 | 77.28 | 99% |
| 43429 | 2018-03-23 14:35:45 | 71.25 | 97% |
| 41179 | 2018-01-06 07:11:30 | 74.35 | 98% |
| 36392 | 2017-08-19 12:08:13 | 75.83 | 99% |
| 35745 | 2017-08-07 12:44:02 | 70.62 | 98% |
| 35514 | 2017-08-02 15:01:07 | 65.35 | 98% |
| 34781 | 2017-07-18 13:52:43 | 72.31 | 97% |
| 34687 | 2017-07-15 15:31:35 | 68.35 | 98% |
| 34282 | 2017-07-08 11:37:10 | 70.11 | 98% |
| 31821 | 2017-05-21 12:10:35 | 62.75 | 94% |
| 30802 | 2017-05-09 01:31:09 | 70.25 | 97% |
| 28159 | 2017-04-02 06:20:43 | 57.27 | 90% |
| 27278 | 2017-03-23 14:33:20 | 66.96 | 95% |
| 25967 | 2017-03-11 12:31:57 | 60.42 | 93% |
| 21544 | 2017-01-20 16:54:11 | 65.13 | 96% |
| 21111 | 2017-01-11 15:26:14 | 63.12 | 94% |
| 20805 | 2017-01-08 06:29:47 | 59.54 | 94% |
| 20280 | 2017-01-02 13:18:08 | 59.43 | 93% |
| 20247 | 2017-01-02 10:17:31 | 68.72 | 97% |
| 19922 | 2016-12-30 12:07:14 | 62.86 | 95% |
| 19435 | 2016-12-24 05:53:00 | 61.12 | 94% |
| 19078 | 2016-12-19 13:31:14 | 57.11 | 92% |
| 18613 | 2016-12-11 15:49:23 | 67.13 | 97% |
| 17385 | 2016-11-26 01:03:14 | 66.24 | 95% |
| 17191 | 2016-11-19 15:37:24 | 70.72 | 97% |
| 16813 | 2016-11-06 13:54:26 | 62.99 | 95% |
| 12907 | 2016-08-26 16:37:15 | 63.08 | 96% |
| 12749 | 2016-08-22 12:00:10 | 56.91 | 93% |
| 12148 | 2016-08-06 05:39:23 | 61.90 | 94% |
| 11881 | 2016-07-30 02:19:10 | 63.19 | 94% |
| 11601 | 2016-07-21 12:26:17 | 56.03 | 91% |
| 11039 | 2016-07-10 07:26:51 | 58.17 | 90% |
| 10403 | 2016-06-26 03:35:11 | 64.18 | 95% |
| 10216 | 2016-06-22 13:25:11 | 60.24 | 94% |
| 9730 | 2016-06-10 12:27:27 | 56.17 | 93% |
| 8627 | 2016-05-01 11:01:14 | 58.29 | 93% |
| 8156 | 2016-04-02 12:58:00 | 64.52 | 98% |
| 7150 | 2016-02-12 16:43:14 | 52.65 | 92% |
| 7023 | 2016-02-09 06:42:34 | 62.70 | 96% |
| 6459 | 2016-01-27 13:41:03 | 55.75 | 94% |
| 6061 | 2016-01-17 05:38:38 | 51.98 | 94% |
| 5772 | 2016-01-10 10:06:17 | 50.85 | 91% |
| 5590 | 2016-01-05 15:21:43 | 53.25 | 94% |
| 5279 | 2015-12-07 14:11:16 | 56.36 | 95% |
| 4957 | 2015-10-03 08:07:44 | 59.90 | 97% |
| 4701 | 2015-09-15 15:28:50 | 51.07 | 92% |
| 4360 | 2015-09-05 12:11:21 | 51.53 | 94% |
| 3338 | 2015-08-24 15:19:18 | 55.08 | 95% |
| 3103 | 2015-08-22 09:15:42 | 54.03 | 95% |
| 2861 | 2015-08-19 04:45:21 | 56.65 | 98% |
| 2637 | 2015-08-16 09:59:16 | 56.06 | 96% |
| 1982 | 2015-06-27 02:53:52 | 50.74 | 93% |
| 1624 | 2015-04-17 13:45:03 | 47.72 | 92% |
| 1101 | 2015-04-03 10:52:08 | 50.15 | 95% |