Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43676 | 2016-01-29 07:42:41 | 92.70 | 91% |
| 43628 | 2016-01-25 08:42:59 | 94.81 | 93% |
| 42898 | 2015-12-07 09:09:23 | 102.33 | 92% |
| 40863 | 2015-07-29 02:33:24 | 90.29 | 92% |
| 40553 | 2015-07-22 06:16:48 | 77.89 | 88% |
| 39289 | 2015-07-02 06:07:56 | 103.52 | 93% |
| 39197 | 2015-07-01 06:22:30 | 89.88 | 92% |
| 38684 | 2015-06-24 04:02:52 | 76.36 | 89% |
| 38462 | 2015-06-19 06:00:55 | 80.66 | 89% |
| 37907 | 2015-06-08 08:49:57 | 77.86 | 89% |
| 37048 | 2015-03-19 07:03:44 | 77.70 | 94% |
| 35028 | 2015-01-07 10:09:02 | 79.90 | 89% |
| 34801 | 2014-12-29 01:46:00 | 90.43 | 92% |
| 34343 | 2014-12-11 05:08:55 | 94.20 | 96% |
| 33388 | 2014-10-02 03:11:10 | 77.23 | 93% |
| 33191 | 2014-09-27 09:43:20 | 86.41 | 89% |
| 32589 | 2014-08-16 05:52:41 | 95.50 | 97% |
| 32319 | 2014-04-10 17:26:44 | 105.88 | 94% |
| 31853 | 2014-03-25 16:07:48 | 87.74 | 91% |
| 31477 | 2014-03-11 13:28:47 | 97.31 | 95% |
| 31228 | 2014-02-22 16:56:17 | 92.40 | 93% |
| 30961 | 2013-07-24 16:04:49 | 85.51 | 89% |
| 30921 | 2013-07-23 16:26:16 | 92.66 | 92% |
| 30732 | 2013-07-17 14:19:59 | 81.17 | 89% |
| 28992 | 2012-08-06 08:40:28 | 123.13 | 99% |
| 28728 | 2012-08-01 14:23:53 | 102.60 | 96% |
| 27625 | 2012-05-23 13:35:13 | 96.62 | 91% |
| 24666 | 2012-02-01 13:52:16 | 94.40 | 93% |
| 23439 | 2011-12-16 05:12:07 | 93.12 | 93% |
| 22640 | 2011-12-01 13:39:53 | 108.46 | 95% |
| 22443 | 2011-11-27 17:32:14 | 89.78 | 92% |
| 22318 | 2011-11-25 07:40:44 | 104.47 | 95% |
| 22186 | 2011-11-22 06:12:10 | 91.06 | 93% |
| 21911 | 2011-11-15 11:17:33 | 87.38 | 88% |
| 21561 | 2011-11-04 12:16:20 | 94.76 | 94% |
| 20307 | 2011-10-11 09:24:30 | 101.41 | 99% |
| 20135 | 2011-10-06 05:24:10 | 102.02 | 95% |
| 19273 | 2011-09-20 07:18:53 | 95.04 | 95% |
| 18868 | 2011-09-15 10:06:30 | 104.74 | 97% |
| 18485 | 2011-09-09 12:08:10 | 93.69 | 92% |
| 15311 | 2011-07-13 17:01:41 | 99.25 | 95% |
| 15242 | 2011-07-12 10:49:12 | 83.22 | 89% |
| 15195 | 2011-07-11 11:03:27 | 92.68 | 92% |
| 14830 | 2011-07-06 04:00:27 | 93.76 | 95% |
| 13763 | 2011-06-10 17:07:17 | 85.15 | 92% |
| 13377 | 2011-06-03 05:23:11 | 88.42 | 95% |
| 12508 | 2011-05-23 09:43:29 | 97.90 | 97% |
| 10879 | 2011-04-18 15:34:12 | 80.72 | |
| 10047 | 2011-04-06 18:18:08 | 71.27 | |
| 9779 | 2011-04-04 05:45:32 | 93.65 | |
| 9190 | 2011-03-25 07:26:06 | 92.38 | |
| 9045 | 2011-03-20 13:25:43 | 82.12 | |
| 8011 | 2011-02-27 12:37:16 | 88.11 | |
| 7904 | 2011-02-24 06:03:33 | 86.90 | |
| 7858 | 2011-02-22 11:04:32 | 95.19 | |
| 7514 | 2011-01-24 02:33:04 | 77.58 | |
| 7417 | 2011-01-22 14:24:42 | 77.78 | |
| 7230 | 2011-01-18 07:45:58 | 74.52 | |
| 7078 | 2011-01-16 09:12:13 | 81.35 | |
| 6609 | 2011-01-02 15:45:56 | 86.67 | |
| 6165 | 2010-12-17 12:37:45 | 84.62 | |
| 5116 | 2010-11-28 15:11:52 | 82.81 | |
| 4758 | 2010-11-22 12:50:08 | 85.89 | |
| 4673 | 2010-11-19 12:58:31 | 78.50 | |
| 3461 | 2010-10-16 03:01:04 | 66.85 | |
| 3359 | 2010-10-14 12:59:30 | 74.46 | |
| 2370 | 2010-09-09 06:46:49 | 73.42 | |
| 2060 | 2010-09-01 13:37:09 | 67.51 | |
| 1659 | 2009-02-04 15:46:55 | 59.51 | |
| 953 | 2009-01-21 11:13:47 | 52.32 | |
| 493 | 2008-12-17 07:39:17 | 47.23 | |
| 445 | 2008-12-16 17:39:34 | 37.18 | |
| 433 | 2008-12-16 17:20:00 | 43.83 | |
| 210 | 2008-12-09 06:49:50 | 40.11 | |
| 36 | 2008-12-08 06:36:37 | 29.28 |