And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43876 | 2016-12-27 06:10:03 | 96.62 | 94% |
| 43689 | 2016-01-29 09:24:13 | 103.21 | 93% |
| 43113 | 2015-12-09 10:06:01 | 124.41 | 96% |
| 42404 | 2015-11-27 03:42:56 | 101.34 | 92% |
| 41564 | 2015-10-30 02:44:58 | 115.20 | 98% |
| 41474 | 2015-10-27 08:49:22 | 117.84 | 95% |
| 41248 | 2015-10-21 01:53:49 | 99.60 | 92% |
| 41158 | 2015-10-09 02:08:34 | 109.45 | 95% |
| 41132 | 2015-10-07 12:26:14 | 101.07 | 91% |
| 40215 | 2015-07-15 03:37:26 | 94.28 | 91% |
| 39977 | 2015-07-09 09:02:19 | 96.43 | 89% |
| 39718 | 2015-07-07 01:47:40 | 107.00 | 94% |
| 38340 | 2015-06-18 07:41:19 | 107.53 | 94% |
| 36681 | 2015-03-02 06:48:38 | 112.12 | 96% |
| 36589 | 2015-02-26 02:01:55 | 98.50 | 93% |
| 35549 | 2015-01-22 10:24:30 | 134.35 | 99% |
| 35308 | 2015-01-13 04:11:28 | 88.29 | 92% |
| 34441 | 2014-12-15 07:28:14 | 113.39 | 97% |
| 34043 | 2014-12-02 09:30:52 | 90.72 | 94% |
| 33846 | 2014-11-19 06:38:20 | 103.95 | 96% |
| 33758 | 2014-11-03 07:15:31 | 76.82 | 89% |
| 32956 | 2014-09-05 09:44:16 | 94.20 | 91% |
| 32555 | 2014-08-14 07:45:57 | 100.34 | 95% |
| 31823 | 2014-03-25 15:33:11 | 104.89 | 94% |
| 31631 | 2014-03-20 07:34:53 | 105.60 | 93% |
| 30400 | 2013-03-31 15:37:55 | 102.02 | 91% |
| 29762 | 2013-03-18 05:16:44 | 85.35 | 90% |
| 29638 | 2013-03-14 09:10:09 | 94.85 | 92% |
| 26427 | 2012-04-23 06:34:04 | 113.64 | 97% |
| 26162 | 2012-04-16 16:48:13 | 104.99 | 96% |
| 25040 | 2012-02-14 15:39:51 | 113.50 | 96% |
| 24757 | 2012-02-04 10:54:50 | 99.43 | 92% |
| 23190 | 2011-12-13 06:58:51 | 96.83 | 89% |
| 22956 | 2011-12-09 16:41:40 | 92.59 | 92% |
| 22660 | 2011-12-03 03:50:30 | 103.61 | 97% |
| 22628 | 2011-12-01 05:14:59 | 105.57 | 95% |
| 22098 | 2011-11-19 06:37:14 | 99.69 | 93% |
| 21381 | 2011-10-31 05:58:50 | 104.01 | 94% |
| 19905 | 2011-10-02 08:37:19 | 91.47 | 89% |
| 19729 | 2011-09-28 14:08:09 | 106.85 | 95% |
| 19211 | 2011-09-19 05:09:45 | 100.44 | 94% |
| 18195 | 2011-09-04 18:16:17 | 96.47 | 93% |
| 17921 | 2011-09-01 11:32:23 | 112.27 | 97% |
| 17376 | 2011-08-23 18:15:41 | 105.48 | 95% |
| 16623 | 2011-08-10 11:19:31 | 105.99 | 97% |
| 16505 | 2011-08-08 17:19:22 | 102.22 | 95% |
| 16002 | 2011-07-31 04:59:42 | 116.68 | 98% |
| 15993 | 2011-07-31 04:44:01 | 112.66 | 98% |
| 15312 | 2011-07-13 17:02:39 | 106.56 | 94% |
| 15127 | 2011-07-11 04:19:18 | 96.55 | 93% |
| 14757 | 2011-07-05 09:38:02 | 116.20 | 97% |
| 14755 | 2011-07-05 09:36:11 | 109.70 | 96% |
| 14590 | 2011-07-02 18:26:36 | 104.41 | 97% |
| 14449 | 2011-06-23 08:22:02 | 105.34 | 96% |
| 14442 | 2011-06-21 05:30:10 | 91.26 | 92% |
| 14439 | 2011-06-20 16:13:18 | 99.46 | 95% |
| 13709 | 2011-06-10 07:58:36 | 106.78 | 96% |
| 13259 | 2011-06-02 11:52:35 | 86.57 | 91% |
| 12129 | 2011-05-17 17:15:39 | 101.14 | 96% |
| 11816 | 2011-05-11 05:38:15 | 86.78 | 94% |
| 11242 | 2011-04-26 16:04:54 | 91.80 | |
| 9746 | 2011-04-03 18:29:59 | 94.14 | |
| 9145 | 2011-03-23 05:36:38 | 105.41 | |
| 7814 | 2011-02-21 07:57:37 | 82.18 | |
| 7009 | 2011-01-14 10:30:38 | 89.90 | |
| 6767 | 2011-01-07 08:08:47 | 84.25 | |
| 6230 | 2010-12-18 10:54:04 | 78.78 | |
| 5020 | 2010-11-26 03:00:57 | 80.34 | |
| 4911 | 2010-11-24 12:44:50 | 98.27 | |
| 4488 | 2010-11-15 15:01:24 | 79.17 | |
| 3182 | 2010-10-10 14:51:50 | 85.40 | |
| 2639 | 2010-09-21 16:38:00 | 77.40 | |
| 2451 | 2010-09-15 15:27:11 | 81.06 | |
| 2079 | 2010-09-02 14:05:18 | 74.47 | |
| 1782 | 2009-02-06 09:44:16 | 67.04 | |
| 1706 | 2009-02-06 05:17:59 | 63.07 | |
| 1571 | 2009-02-03 16:36:03 | 59.04 | |
| 1307 | 2009-01-31 04:50:18 | 60.99 | |
| 618 | 2008-12-18 16:54:21 | 40.22 | |
| 529 | 2008-12-18 14:28:02 | 48.24 | |
| 151 | 2008-12-09 05:04:04 | 58.51 |