And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9974 | 2014-02-11 10:27:07 | 102.20 | 98% |
| 9826 | 2013-11-30 14:18:30 | 106.14 | 98% |
| 9729 | 2013-08-20 14:33:00 | 102.78 | 94% |
| 9401 | 2013-05-21 11:36:43 | 90.48 | 94% |
| 9341 | 2013-05-12 18:52:10 | 91.83 | 93% |
| 8934 | 2013-02-27 19:17:08 | 102.07 | 94% |
| 8874 | 2013-02-08 15:38:35 | 106.05 | 96% |
| 8839 | 2013-02-05 19:43:15 | 91.76 | 93% |
| 8666 | 2013-01-24 16:38:46 | 106.87 | 96% |
| 8217 | 2012-12-31 09:11:03 | 93.27 | 95% |
| 6764 | 2012-08-19 08:47:00 | 91.51 | 94% |
| 6714 | 2012-08-17 12:57:38 | 88.87 | 92% |
| 5573 | 2012-06-29 09:12:16 | 82.76 | 92% |
| 5534 | 2012-06-28 07:42:02 | 87.51 | 95% |
| 4695 | 2012-05-22 18:15:49 | 89.42 | 96% |
| 4533 | 2012-04-29 18:46:33 | 79.64 | 96% |
| 3811 | 2012-03-06 18:27:43 | 78.34 | 93% |
| 3005 | 2012-01-25 10:15:05 | 68.47 | 89% |
| 2789 | 2012-01-18 10:48:40 | 70.30 | 91% |
| 1994 | 2011-11-17 09:31:25 | 68.53 | 96% |
| 1913 | 2011-11-09 12:18:35 | 66.23 | 94% |
| 1832 | 2011-10-25 20:27:49 | 54.14 | 86% |
| 1628 | 2011-10-06 21:00:18 | 61.21 | 94% |
| 1557 | 2011-09-23 16:09:00 | 59.08 | 90% |
| 1554 | 2011-09-23 16:04:20 | 56.59 | 89% |
| 554 | 2011-07-29 06:56:42 | 56.60 | 97% |