And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2654 | 2021-01-06 06:35:08 | 126.34 | 98% |
| 2371 | 2020-11-15 11:20:18 | 143.10 | 99% |
| 2151 | 2019-03-20 11:27:36 | 121.96 | 98% |
| 1310 | 2012-12-22 17:26:07 | 115.20 | 94% |
| 1291 | 2012-11-23 03:05:07 | 114.53 | 94% |
| 1263 | 2012-10-26 05:32:53 | 122.61 | 95% |
| 1133 | 2012-08-01 05:37:31 | 112.85 | 96% |
| 460 | 2011-01-19 13:55:03 | 115.83 | |
| 367 | 2010-04-21 14:59:04 | 114.72 |