What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3969 | 2012-05-22 02:14:46 | 89.96 | 96% |
| 2787 | 2011-08-23 21:55:38 | 91.37 | 96% |
| 2450 | 2011-06-27 18:01:51 | 81.42 | 95% |
| 2048 | 2010-10-25 12:30:15 | 89.44 | |
| 2022 | 2010-10-21 11:58:10 | 89.75 | |
| 1701 | 2010-04-07 12:24:08 | 93.05 | |
| 1433 | 2009-12-31 05:58:18 | 88.17 | |
| 1371 | 2009-12-24 10:01:54 | 88.33 | |
| 1312 | 2009-12-16 14:20:00 | 80.16 | |
| 1094 | 2009-11-18 07:25:39 | 89.16 | |
| 862 | 2009-06-04 12:03:56 | 83.55 | |
| 606 | 2009-05-14 10:13:33 | 79.52 | |
| 531 | 2009-04-10 14:01:44 | 76.69 | |
| 431 | 2009-04-07 07:59:08 | 79.74 |