What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12920 | 2013-04-21 12:59:10 | 133.62 | 95% |
| 12832 | 2013-04-20 22:49:47 | 126.29 | 95% |
| 12646 | 2013-04-18 03:17:41 | 134.17 | 96% |
| 12538 | 2013-04-15 00:32:07 | 123.37 | 94% |
| 11549 | 2013-03-31 20:53:25 | 135.70 | 95% |
| 11291 | 2013-03-12 06:17:50 | 132.69 | 98% |
| 10699 | 2013-03-02 22:43:13 | 113.49 | 92% |
| 10627 | 2013-03-01 05:00:02 | 109.17 | 88% |
| 10210 | 2013-02-18 20:49:24 | 133.76 | 96% |
| 7957 | 2012-07-10 00:25:20 | 115.05 | 94% |
| 7280 | 2012-07-02 04:23:31 | 116.05 | 90% |
| 7202 | 2012-07-02 01:56:22 | 117.85 | 93% |
| 6845 | 2012-06-27 15:28:17 | 107.55 | 93% |
| 6551 | 2012-06-25 06:22:49 | 110.88 | 91% |
| 5488 | 2012-06-03 16:53:04 | 121.79 | 91% |
| 4706 | 2012-05-19 23:26:10 | 114.77 | 96% |
| 4423 | 2012-05-12 17:32:47 | 125.63 | 96% |
| 3904 | 2012-05-09 05:34:10 | 107.99 | 93% |
| 2950 | 2012-04-21 14:51:13 | 103.28 | 90% |
| 2494 | 2012-04-14 20:38:06 | 121.86 | 98% |
| 2439 | 2012-04-14 15:41:54 | 104.76 | 94% |
| 1592 | 2012-02-05 05:46:45 | 103.49 | 91% |
| 1339 | 2012-01-29 23:52:03 | 100.00 | 91% |
| 1178 | 2012-01-29 07:50:52 | 97.40 | 89% |
| 566 | 2011-12-18 19:02:50 | 101.11 | 89% |
| 457 | 2011-12-08 01:40:30 | 93.37 | 91% |