Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33747 | 2022-10-24 16:50:36 | 107.82 | 99% |
| 33200 | 2020-10-07 18:54:33 | 119.32 | 98% |
| 27817 | 2017-11-27 16:29:16 | 125.79 | 99% |
| 25537 | 2017-09-15 17:59:11 | 136.73 | 100% |
| 25057 | 2017-08-23 14:46:35 | 130.64 | 100% |
| 24604 | 2017-07-27 18:34:32 | 127.20 | 100% |
| 17800 | 2017-03-20 19:46:02 | 121.98 | 98% |
| 16959 | 2017-02-23 12:54:44 | 119.38 | 99% |
| 15710 | 2017-01-10 18:43:53 | 123.58 | 98% |
| 15675 | 2017-01-10 13:13:51 | 106.36 | 94% |
| 14948 | 2016-12-27 21:56:55 | 122.62 | 98% |
| 14698 | 2016-12-21 14:16:11 | 114.94 | 97% |
| 14129 | 2016-12-14 18:16:58 | 129.21 | 99% |
| 13126 | 2016-11-17 20:48:58 | 134.16 | 100% |
| 12308 | 2016-11-09 14:11:17 | 108.80 | 94% |
| 11188 | 2016-10-25 19:56:48 | 110.80 | 95% |
| 10252 | 2016-10-13 13:03:37 | 121.46 | 96% |
| 10087 | 2016-10-11 15:13:20 | 101.47 | 94% |
| 9565 | 2016-10-04 12:17:01 | 123.60 | 96% |
| 9222 | 2016-09-30 14:54:46 | 136.46 | 99% |
| 4444 | 2016-08-18 17:05:08 | 123.00 | 98% |
| 3339 | 2016-07-26 20:27:30 | 122.42 | 99% |
| 3335 | 2016-07-26 20:24:01 | 106.60 | 94% |
| 2752 | 2016-07-07 12:10:19 | 106.77 | 95% |
| 2722 | 2016-07-06 19:28:03 | 114.16 | 97% |
| 2577 | 2016-06-30 12:08:08 | 120.11 | 97% |
| 1828 | 2016-05-19 16:38:14 | 117.24 | 97% |
| 1772 | 2016-05-18 13:47:44 | 127.33 | 100% |
| 1187 | 2013-11-16 22:41:37 | 111.85 | 95% |
| 902 | 2012-06-03 00:44:01 | 114.88 | 96% |
| 394 | 2011-02-15 00:40:09 | 97.23 | |
| 353 | 2011-01-13 01:39:57 | 110.24 |