Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 41753 | 2016-08-11 10:22:52 | 116.54 | 98% |
| 40958 | 2016-03-06 08:34:56 | 87.91 | 93% |
| 40225 | 2015-11-15 10:05:08 | 95.01 | 95% |
| 39652 | 2015-05-22 22:55:05 | 107.41 | 96% |
| 39562 | 2015-04-22 08:32:07 | 102.35 | 96% |
| 37972 | 2015-04-01 00:41:40 | 101.58 | 96% |
| 36071 | 2015-02-21 03:22:35 | 105.02 | 99% |
| 35149 | 2015-02-01 10:36:25 | 96.17 | 95% |
| 35035 | 2015-01-25 10:04:27 | 107.77 | 97% |
| 34862 | 2015-01-22 14:44:48 | 83.06 | 92% |
| 34448 | 2015-01-10 13:33:39 | 105.41 | 97% |
| 34186 | 2015-01-08 13:54:39 | 87.53 | 93% |
| 31737 | 2014-08-19 15:23:52 | 98.06 | 95% |
| 31373 | 2014-06-20 14:52:46 | 92.24 | 93% |
| 30071 | 2014-05-10 12:44:09 | 85.25 | 90% |
| 29776 | 2014-04-26 11:48:17 | 106.68 | 98% |
| 29331 | 2014-04-08 14:31:53 | 106.63 | 98% |
| 28018 | 2014-01-31 15:45:19 | 98.34 | 97% |
| 26240 | 2013-12-12 12:10:21 | 92.90 | 95% |
| 26031 | 2013-12-10 09:32:28 | 102.20 | 98% |
| 25885 | 2013-12-08 08:28:54 | 90.15 | 95% |
| 25025 | 2013-12-01 07:51:17 | 96.46 | 96% |
| 24007 | 2013-10-25 12:53:07 | 98.50 | 95% |
| 23386 | 2013-10-18 10:51:41 | 96.90 | 95% |
| 22559 | 2013-10-12 05:54:11 | 100.79 | 98% |
| 22534 | 2013-10-12 05:15:48 | 102.67 | 96% |
| 21998 | 2013-10-10 05:11:17 | 98.80 | 96% |
| 20034 | 2013-09-23 12:50:40 | 104.22 | 96% |
| 19636 | 2013-09-17 08:02:53 | 102.90 | 99% |
| 19359 | 2013-09-14 03:05:46 | 104.96 | 97% |
| 19295 | 2013-09-14 01:31:27 | 101.57 | 94% |
| 18969 | 2013-09-08 13:11:26 | 101.46 | 96% |
| 18788 | 2013-09-05 13:31:42 | 102.47 | 99% |
| 18164 | 2013-08-29 12:17:53 | 98.65 | 98% |
| 18053 | 2013-08-28 04:53:15 | 98.76 | 97% |
| 17646 | 2013-08-25 12:20:54 | 92.11 | 95% |
| 17013 | 2013-08-23 09:09:06 | 95.44 | 97% |
| 16005 | 2013-08-15 01:35:36 | 104.57 | 99% |
| 15442 | 2013-08-12 10:03:45 | 81.25 | 91% |
| 15056 | 2013-08-11 08:18:58 | 100.92 | 99% |
| 14644 | 2013-08-07 02:10:19 | 95.95 | 98% |
| 13739 | 2013-08-01 07:50:33 | 98.01 | 97% |
| 12010 | 2013-07-14 02:38:06 | 87.68 | 94% |
| 11929 | 2013-07-13 13:21:13 | 86.20 | 91% |
| 11435 | 2013-07-11 08:04:02 | 89.41 | 95% |
| 10531 | 2013-07-06 02:00:02 | 96.99 | 95% |
| 10123 | 2013-07-03 13:24:45 | 91.78 | 95% |
| 9389 | 2013-06-28 15:11:56 | 84.93 | 93% |
| 8408 | 2013-06-21 12:39:55 | 84.31 | 96% |
| 8295 | 2013-06-20 14:08:57 | 99.44 | 97% |
| 8019 | 2013-06-16 13:55:22 | 96.00 | 97% |
| 7856 | 2013-06-11 12:50:24 | 96.46 | 97% |
| 7705 | 2013-06-10 00:19:22 | 92.35 | 96% |
| 7664 | 2013-06-09 13:05:13 | 104.05 | 98% |
| 7146 | 2013-06-03 05:41:30 | 99.62 | 97% |
| 7087 | 2013-06-03 04:28:48 | 90.29 | 94% |
| 6873 | 2013-06-01 03:36:18 | 92.17 | 97% |
| 6509 | 2013-05-23 06:54:01 | 95.33 | 97% |
| 5474 | 2012-11-20 12:11:11 | 94.24 | 94% |
| 5299 | 2012-11-12 14:04:50 | 99.60 | 98% |
| 5173 | 2012-11-10 11:28:34 | 94.00 | 97% |
| 5036 | 2012-11-09 11:11:21 | 91.60 | 94% |
| 4476 | 2012-11-03 13:10:37 | 94.24 | 95% |
| 4109 | 2012-10-31 06:10:32 | 82.81 | 93% |
| 3354 | 2012-10-24 05:31:57 | 92.15 | 94% |
| 3250 | 2012-10-21 09:17:10 | 91.65 | 94% |
| 2358 | 2012-10-14 12:55:29 | 86.05 | 93% |
| 2131 | 2012-10-14 03:15:45 | 88.26 | 94% |
| 1838 | 2012-10-12 12:03:30 | 88.43 | 94% |