Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12259 | 2016-08-29 21:26:48 | 54.08 | 99% |
| 12141 | 2016-07-04 17:51:44 | 51.25 | 100% |
| 12121 | 2016-06-24 04:51:22 | 47.83 | 98% |
| 11177 | 2015-06-09 15:02:42 | 53.48 | 99% |
| 10151 | 2014-11-06 17:19:24 | 47.68 | 97% |
| 9661 | 2014-10-21 22:45:11 | 47.74 | 97% |
| 9356 | 2014-10-14 18:37:37 | 48.84 | 97% |
| 9223 | 2014-10-11 15:07:02 | 52.07 | 98% |
| 9041 | 2014-10-04 16:23:52 | 52.51 | 99% |
| 8993 | 2014-10-02 17:43:51 | 51.08 | 100% |
| 8417 | 2014-09-11 16:02:38 | 52.95 | 99% |
| 8408 | 2014-09-11 15:23:53 | 50.40 | 98% |
| 7502 | 2014-07-31 15:37:54 | 49.37 | 98% |
| 7323 | 2014-07-02 13:39:16 | 52.02 | 98% |
| 7168 | 2014-06-07 13:10:11 | 47.79 | 97% |
| 7028 | 2014-01-13 21:31:24 | 48.22 | 96% |
| 6517 | 2013-10-02 20:14:26 | 50.56 | 99% |
| 6144 | 2013-09-20 15:18:03 | 46.92 | 97% |
| 6136 | 2013-09-20 15:05:06 | 49.86 | 98% |
| 5964 | 2013-09-15 15:02:43 | 49.80 | 98% |
| 5942 | 2013-09-14 14:31:12 | 45.55 | 97% |
| 5933 | 2013-09-12 15:29:03 | 45.67 | 98% |
| 5686 | 2013-09-05 18:23:18 | 46.96 | 97% |
| 5322 | 2013-08-25 15:45:40 | 47.61 | 99% |
| 4692 | 2013-07-31 14:34:27 | 44.20 | 98% |
| 4572 | 2013-07-26 23:26:34 | 44.62 | 96% |
| 4317 | 2013-07-18 16:58:31 | 39.86 | 98% |
| 3997 | 2013-07-10 17:14:10 | 45.70 | 98% |
| 3796 | 2013-06-26 20:55:56 | 41.81 | 97% |
| 3512 | 2013-06-18 15:03:55 | 35.05 | 99% |
| 3392 | 2013-06-14 20:10:57 | 45.03 | 98% |
| 3146 | 2013-06-09 21:51:23 | 40.94 | 98% |
| 2828 | 2013-06-01 12:56:01 | 37.05 | 99% |
| 2679 | 2013-05-29 16:03:27 | 42.71 | 98% |
| 1970 | 2013-05-18 15:45:15 | 32.63 | 96% |
| 1393 | 2013-05-10 11:40:25 | 36.29 | 98% |
| 1123 | 2013-05-05 15:51:58 | 34.98 | 95% |
| 784 | 2013-04-29 18:12:35 | 35.62 | 99% |
| 758 | 2013-04-28 16:48:36 | 30.63 | 98% |
| 616 | 2013-04-25 23:09:36 | 34.44 | 99% |
| 433 | 2013-04-21 16:27:25 | 32.20 | 98% |