Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22025 | 2015-06-22 01:34:57 | 183.58 | 98% |
| 21791 | 2015-02-01 22:16:30 | 160.07 | 96% |
| 20740 | 2014-06-07 22:39:57 | 155.72 | 92% |
| 19988 | 2014-04-05 01:07:24 | 176.62 | 99% |
| 19444 | 2014-03-12 23:58:11 | 154.04 | 97% |
| 19144 | 2014-03-08 22:16:28 | 145.72 | 93% |
| 18968 | 2014-03-05 07:09:25 | 154.06 | 93% |
| 18218 | 2014-02-21 09:10:26 | 164.95 | 99% |
| 17596 | 2014-02-07 01:06:52 | 175.66 | 99% |
| 17398 | 2014-02-04 00:47:04 | 164.87 | 97% |
| 16870 | 2014-01-30 21:25:17 | 148.13 | 94% |
| 16094 | 2014-01-26 23:15:46 | 149.65 | 93% |
| 16052 | 2014-01-26 15:44:48 | 137.71 | 93% |
| 15676 | 2014-01-25 17:46:53 | 143.87 | 91% |
| 15381 | 2014-01-23 22:52:39 | 172.93 | 97% |
| 15124 | 2014-01-19 18:40:35 | 144.33 | 92% |
| 14935 | 2014-01-16 10:12:38 | 165.13 | 95% |
| 14865 | 2014-01-16 07:16:52 | 152.32 | 94% |
| 14003 | 2014-01-07 10:32:44 | 150.59 | 97% |
| 13878 | 2014-01-05 11:02:10 | 159.27 | 95% |
| 12991 | 2013-12-14 03:06:03 | 159.67 | 96% |
| 12801 | 2013-12-12 05:24:12 | 124.24 | 83% |
| 10338 | 2013-11-06 10:35:32 | 137.04 | 92% |
| 10317 | 2013-11-06 08:42:38 | 127.65 | 84% |
| 10193 | 2013-11-06 03:10:25 | 140.16 | 94% |
| 10128 | 2013-11-06 01:11:45 | 113.15 | 83% |
| 9866 | 2013-11-05 02:47:07 | 117.80 | 84% |
| 9514 | 2013-11-01 10:24:06 | 153.97 | 100% |
| 9505 | 2013-11-01 10:17:34 | 131.77 | 91% |
| 9480 | 2013-11-01 00:42:33 | 139.41 | 89% |
| 9135 | 2013-10-30 01:06:42 | 110.83 | 78% |
| 8943 | 2013-10-29 06:07:50 | 144.53 | 95% |
| 8633 | 2013-10-26 04:19:50 | 158.13 | 95% |
| 8565 | 2013-10-25 12:52:54 | 153.83 | 98% |
| 8504 | 2013-10-25 06:19:49 | 146.98 | 93% |
| 8432 | 2013-10-24 10:21:58 | 121.53 | 90% |
| 7563 | 2013-10-19 01:17:26 | 145.53 | 90% |
| 7538 | 2013-10-19 00:53:16 | 154.23 | 94% |
| 7493 | 2013-10-18 23:18:02 | 132.80 | 96% |
| 6833 | 2013-10-05 09:51:57 | 105.10 | 83% |
| 6105 | 2013-10-01 07:30:56 | 170.09 | 98% |
| 5876 | 2013-09-27 09:22:19 | 152.15 | 93% |
| 5810 | 2013-09-27 07:00:24 | 168.06 | 98% |
| 5057 | 2013-09-20 10:35:52 | 177.08 | 99% |
| 5001 | 2013-09-20 08:50:53 | 162.73 | 96% |
| 3000 | 2013-08-26 22:06:07 | 154.12 | 92% |
| 2651 | 2013-08-15 02:33:08 | 185.94 | 100% |
| 2238 | 2012-12-10 11:21:00 | 85.04 | 87% |
| 2127 | 2012-07-31 11:18:51 | 141.35 | 93% |
| 2009 | 2012-06-28 06:28:58 | 137.12 | 94% |
| 1736 | 2012-06-19 04:27:46 | 147.50 | 94% |
| 1052 | 2012-05-21 01:50:52 | 142.70 | 94% |
| 841 | 2012-05-18 07:53:08 | 119.03 | 88% |
| 123 | 2012-05-11 10:04:58 | 137.05 | 97% |