Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21691 | 2019-07-08 05:13:02 | 90.02 | 97% |
| 18611 | 2019-02-25 23:36:22 | 81.31 | 97% |
| 15361 | 2017-06-11 18:56:52 | 80.65 | 98% |
| 14316 | 2017-02-25 04:44:36 | 80.78 | 94% |
| 12582 | 2016-10-20 02:33:15 | 95.47 | 98% |
| 12249 | 2016-10-09 16:37:30 | 95.37 | 96% |
| 11570 | 2016-07-10 03:58:12 | 87.99 | 95% |
| 11301 | 2016-06-13 03:33:14 | 88.34 | 96% |
| 9889 | 2016-04-15 05:22:34 | 82.10 | 96% |
| 8497 | 2016-01-23 17:16:12 | 84.30 | 97% |
| 8335 | 2015-12-30 22:26:38 | 91.86 | 98% |
| 8221 | 2015-11-09 04:52:15 | 79.91 | 94% |
| 7525 | 2015-07-09 05:36:51 | 85.27 | 97% |
| 6813 | 2015-01-25 02:47:40 | 91.27 | 99% |
| 6679 | 2015-01-10 03:48:19 | 76.95 | 94% |
| 5965 | 2014-10-04 03:29:00 | 83.42 | 96% |
| 5922 | 2014-10-04 00:49:30 | 88.40 | 98% |
| 5874 | 2014-10-01 03:11:11 | 84.76 | 97% |
| 5518 | 2014-09-01 23:15:32 | 95.79 | 98% |
| 5342 | 2014-08-23 22:58:06 | 77.22 | 92% |
| 5215 | 2014-08-20 02:58:54 | 80.68 | 94% |
| 4987 | 2014-08-10 22:04:48 | 79.81 | 94% |
| 4617 | 2014-08-03 06:43:45 | 83.07 | 96% |
| 4079 | 2014-07-18 05:30:20 | 76.08 | 93% |
| 3928 | 2014-07-14 03:58:54 | 71.45 | 91% |
| 3866 | 2014-07-14 02:02:23 | 77.20 | 93% |
| 3730 | 2014-07-12 23:15:01 | 87.10 | 98% |
| 3540 | 2014-07-09 05:32:13 | 84.67 | 98% |
| 3246 | 2014-06-25 23:38:45 | 82.02 | 96% |
| 1274 | 2014-05-20 03:58:30 | 76.69 | 95% |
| 948 | 2014-05-16 04:38:23 | 68.71 | 93% |
| 709 | 2014-05-10 19:08:52 | 72.23 | 92% |
| 136 | 2014-04-27 22:24:31 | 68.06 | 95% |