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And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out. You could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though, you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute... Hence the expression "greedy as a pig."

Game Time WPM Accuracy
11954 2016-12-18 10:12:28 104.93 97%
10080 2016-03-04 06:32:08 115.36 96%
9715 2016-02-25 01:03:07 101.73 90%
9590 2016-02-23 01:43:44 114.35 98%
9028 2016-02-05 08:06:41 111.79 99%
9011 2016-02-04 00:54:55 121.34 98%
8844 2016-02-01 00:28:04 111.82 99%
8763 2016-01-29 09:29:45 103.23 93%
8721 2016-01-28 21:43:42 102.22 97%