I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 60588 | 2023-05-04 14:37:37 | 96.93 | 99% |
| 59036 | 2022-03-09 15:34:37 | 93.43 | 97% |
| 57223 | 2021-12-07 15:00:39 | 102.70 | 98% |
| 56753 | 2021-11-28 13:57:49 | 106.43 | 99% |
| 51853 | 2021-04-03 15:30:51 | 116.36 | 100% |
| 47932 | 2021-01-02 13:43:45 | 108.37 | 100% |
| 46544 | 2020-12-15 10:14:32 | 100.03 | 98% |
| 31392 | 2020-03-31 11:00:13 | 110.33 | 99% |
| 26968 | 2020-01-17 15:56:16 | 83.38 | 97% |
| 25244 | 2019-12-24 16:28:13 | 80.15 | 95% |
| 24177 | 2019-12-15 14:06:55 | 96.63 | 98% |
| 21665 | 2019-11-15 16:08:11 | 107.96 | 99% |