When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 41385 | 2016-06-17 23:00:06 | 109.56 | 98% |
| 41345 | 2016-06-11 13:54:13 | 114.95 | 98% |
| 41079 | 2016-04-04 12:51:59 | 106.66 | 97% |
| 40195 | 2015-11-14 13:30:55 | 111.24 | 99% |
| 39691 | 2015-05-28 06:53:20 | 110.03 | 98% |
| 38629 | 2015-04-10 11:46:52 | 101.74 | 94% |
| 38549 | 2015-04-08 02:21:46 | 111.55 | 98% |
| 38154 | 2015-04-04 08:14:08 | 117.78 | 98% |
| 37400 | 2015-03-19 10:41:44 | 104.53 | 96% |
| 37392 | 2015-03-19 10:34:20 | 94.23 | 94% |
| 36868 | 2015-03-01 06:35:09 | 105.34 | 98% |
| 36536 | 2015-02-26 09:44:13 | 104.01 | 97% |
| 36524 | 2015-02-26 09:35:06 | 106.55 | 96% |
| 36227 | 2015-02-21 08:14:39 | 108.77 | 98% |
| 35280 | 2015-02-04 10:10:31 | 110.40 | 97% |
| 31489 | 2014-06-28 01:03:09 | 110.53 | 98% |
| 31050 | 2014-06-14 12:03:51 | 104.96 | 95% |
| 30522 | 2014-05-25 05:22:06 | 106.11 | 95% |
| 29454 | 2014-04-10 13:10:24 | 110.34 | 98% |
| 29285 | 2014-04-02 15:20:54 | 104.58 | 96% |
| 29204 | 2014-04-01 11:07:55 | 108.09 | 98% |
| 28734 | 2014-03-17 09:40:32 | 105.03 | 94% |
| 28472 | 2014-02-24 12:13:42 | 104.37 | 98% |
| 28409 | 2014-02-22 09:58:22 | 115.10 | 99% |
| 28226 | 2014-02-07 12:20:03 | 109.52 | 97% |
| 28213 | 2014-02-07 11:52:24 | 98.13 | 94% |
| 27041 | 2014-01-03 10:00:42 | 104.33 | 96% |
| 26961 | 2014-01-01 12:26:55 | 117.93 | 99% |
| 25996 | 2013-12-10 08:52:23 | 96.33 | 94% |
| 25564 | 2013-12-05 11:55:34 | 103.58 | 96% |
| 25101 | 2013-12-01 12:59:13 | 98.57 | 94% |
| 25003 | 2013-12-01 07:28:28 | 108.97 | 97% |
| 24863 | 2013-11-27 08:35:29 | 102.46 | 96% |
| 24696 | 2013-11-21 09:33:28 | 100.26 | 94% |
| 24618 | 2013-11-19 11:19:23 | 99.57 | 95% |
| 24014 | 2013-10-25 12:57:49 | 102.87 | 98% |
| 23850 | 2013-10-23 11:46:59 | 95.69 | 94% |
| 23763 | 2013-10-21 11:17:01 | 95.10 | 93% |
| 21935 | 2013-10-09 05:55:59 | 96.61 | 95% |
| 21799 | 2013-10-07 21:24:59 | 100.51 | 96% |
| 21137 | 2013-10-01 12:17:34 | 96.87 | 96% |
| 19656 | 2013-09-17 10:55:01 | 95.96 | 93% |
| 19640 | 2013-09-17 08:11:16 | 105.58 | 97% |
| 19015 | 2013-09-11 09:28:59 | 98.15 | 94% |
| 18490 | 2013-09-01 11:55:41 | 99.08 | 94% |
| 17527 | 2013-08-25 06:04:56 | 98.81 | 96% |
| 17444 | 2013-08-24 15:21:41 | 106.61 | 97% |
| 16806 | 2013-08-20 08:36:36 | 98.53 | 95% |
| 16427 | 2013-08-17 04:44:16 | 97.45 | 95% |
| 15071 | 2013-08-11 08:37:20 | 102.88 | 98% |
| 14536 | 2013-08-06 07:24:53 | 101.52 | 98% |
| 13426 | 2013-07-24 15:33:56 | 103.00 | 97% |
| 13109 | 2013-07-22 06:39:33 | 103.02 | 97% |
| 12945 | 2013-07-20 16:05:13 | 98.25 | 97% |
| 12719 | 2013-07-20 05:57:12 | 106.66 | 98% |
| 10732 | 2013-07-07 02:59:02 | 94.27 | 95% |
| 9968 | 2013-07-03 06:47:49 | 96.59 | 94% |
| 9818 | 2013-07-02 06:44:56 | 96.70 | 97% |
| 8941 | 2013-06-25 04:22:03 | 88.75 | 95% |
| 8833 | 2013-06-25 00:08:42 | 90.07 | 93% |
| 8661 | 2013-06-23 13:37:49 | 85.87 | 92% |
| 8082 | 2013-06-17 16:07:59 | 97.12 | 97% |
| 7958 | 2013-06-14 06:29:33 | 87.12 | 93% |
| 7859 | 2013-06-11 12:57:18 | 93.41 | 94% |
| 6429 | 2013-05-22 13:12:44 | 87.75 | 93% |
| 5661 | 2012-11-24 07:13:22 | 93.86 | 95% |
| 4869 | 2012-11-08 08:38:26 | 95.10 | 98% |
| 1809 | 2012-10-12 11:31:58 | 92.17 | 96% |
| 500 | 2012-10-02 14:56:43 | 93.07 | 98% |