Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4085 | 2018-01-13 15:15:48 | 80.92 | 96% |
| 3877 | 2017-12-29 13:35:20 | 77.00 | 95% |
| 2612 | 2017-09-06 13:54:57 | 93.25 | 97% |
| 2609 | 2017-09-06 13:52:02 | 80.08 | 96% |