Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 567 | 2019-01-14 23:58:04 | 77.84 | 96% |
| 343 | 2018-12-19 07:03:11 | 68.75 | 96% |
| 79 | 2018-11-28 07:41:58 | 61.57 | 95% |