Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1654 | 2018-03-24 22:04:43 | 52.50 | 95% |
| 1370 | 2017-10-31 19:33:18 | 58.29 | 98% |