Text race history for Koolie (theslowesttypereva)

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
5948 2019-08-29 22:33:32 75.90 96%
1219 2019-03-09 20:33:52 61.80 95%
599 2019-02-26 00:18:57 57.35 95%