Text race history for ratbastard (mattbierwirth)

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
26617 2020-11-10 21:41:59 102.47 98%
23879 2019-03-12 22:32:51 101.09 98%
23419 2019-01-29 19:25:27 102.33 98%
15798 2018-04-23 17:41:24 102.40 98%
6379 2017-08-31 15:01:51 84.40 97%
6315 2017-08-30 20:09:29 97.12 98%