Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4890 | 2018-05-21 19:09:42 | 42.37 | 96% |
| 1814 | 2018-04-20 04:33:42 | 38.52 | 97% |