Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1298 | 2022-09-08 17:06:45 | 45.30 | 92% |
| 533 | 2022-07-04 15:16:58 | 50.20 | 96% |