Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4252 | 2020-11-25 10:30:19 | 94.51 | 98% |
| 3458 | 2020-09-28 01:22:08 | 80.09 | 98% |
| 3138 | 2020-09-24 01:33:14 | 80.68 | 95% |
| 2625 | 2020-09-19 01:36:29 | 81.28 | 98% |
| 2539 | 2020-09-17 11:38:32 | 86.22 | 98% |
| 792 | 2020-08-25 01:32:52 | 72.81 | 96% |