Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4287 | 2021-07-08 10:40:18 | 123.40 | 97% |
| 1720 | 2021-01-22 09:11:35 | 117.35 | 98% |
| 1033 | 2021-01-05 10:47:46 | 110.89 | 97% |