Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1921 | 2023-05-13 17:51:47 | 73.16 | 96% |
| 455 | 2022-03-03 06:08:26 | 64.10 | 97% |