Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4133 | 2018-02-24 23:11:31 | 95.50 | 99% |
| 2205 | 2017-10-22 15:55:55 | 92.48 | 98% |
| 1208 | 2017-08-31 18:04:33 | 81.81 | 99% |
| 571 | 2017-08-16 20:17:38 | 75.65 | 98% |