Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1830 | 2022-01-29 21:25:38 | 69.33 | 97% |
| 1014 | 2021-05-14 01:31:59 | 61.50 | 96% |