Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3138 | 2021-02-21 23:46:24 | 60.15 | 97% |
| 2923 | 2021-02-19 19:36:04 | 52.33 | 95.3% |