Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1191 | 2017-04-05 13:14:56 | 38.86 | 90% |
| 772 | 2017-03-07 13:15:19 | 32.73 | 93% |
| 518 | 2017-02-13 22:59:56 | 31.62 | 93% |