Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1435 | 2021-05-02 20:29:51 | 64.98 | 95% |
| 1275 | 2021-01-25 16:25:41 | 70.93 | 96% |