Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1432 | 2017-07-24 17:24:36 | 41.48 | 94% |
| 443 | 2017-03-09 16:19:43 | 47.80 | 91% |
| 172 | 2017-02-21 13:02:34 | 45.52 | 90% |