Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7030 | 2021-03-27 13:41:24 | 58.49 | 98% |
| 5699 | 2018-06-02 16:47:38 | 48.00 | 94% |
| 1487 | 2017-06-29 08:57:42 | 46.29 | 95% |